Anonymous: 1-81.
this is so revealing. but whatevs. ~
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
couch?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
LOL it was a fail, ok.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
ZUKO, AVATAR, OMG.
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
my boyfriend. C:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
school.
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
let’s not bring that up in public.
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
I don’t remember anything “weird” that made me horny.
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
what.
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
biting. c;
10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
sexual talking, tbh.
11: Top or bottom?
either.
12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
again, let’s not air that in public.
13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?
no.
14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
yes.
15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
condoms, lol.
16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
… I don’t remember.
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
dislike) WHY WOULD YOU WANT A PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH, WHAT IN THE WORLD.
like) feels good. lolol.
18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
uhm. I don’t know.
19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
wtf.
20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
unless you’re trying to have a family, no.
21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
this substitute for science in 8th grade, omg.
22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
wut no.
23: How big is too big (peniswise):
I like asian boys, you see my problem answering this.
24: One sexual thing you would never do:
anal.
25: Biggest turn on:
sexual discussions.
26: Three spots that drive you insane:
lol no.
27: Worst possible time to get horny:
in school.
28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
YES.
29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
my ideas are always perf.
30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
every hour. what are you doing.
31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
there’s been too many.
32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
what.
33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
no.
34: Fill in the blanks: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”
smell good at the moment. ~
35: What your favorite part of your body:
mine? eyes and boobs.
36: Favorite foreplay activities:
biting. ~
37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
love > sex.
38: What do you wear to bed?
a tshirt and pajama pants.
39: When was the first time you masturbated:
lol no.
40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
LMFAO NO.
41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
no.
42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
no.
43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
hell no.
44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
what o.o
45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
no.
46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
YES.
47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
anything skrillex.
48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
good scent.
49: Most attractive celebrity?
leonardo dicaprio. <3
50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
no.
51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
non-existent.
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
they don’t exist.
53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
when a guy whips out his penis all like “check this out.” oh hell no.
54: Do you have stretch marks?
on my legs, I guess.
55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
ugly but unoticable.
56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
not really.
57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
no? no penis belongs in my mouth.
58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
OMG.
59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
… it will happen soon.
60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
any.
61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
not really, he knows all about me.
62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
no.
63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
sure?
64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
yes.
65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
porn star.
66: Do you watch porn?
not really.
67: How small is too small?
again, into the asian guys.
68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
lol yeah.
69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
the love of my life, & yes.
70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
no. lol.
71: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
no.
72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
o.o
73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
i don’t have a penis.
74: Booty or Boobs?
boobs.
75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
something really fancy like William.
76: Have you ever been on an official date?
I don’t know what’s considered an official date.
77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
maybe.
78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
something to do with cats.
79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
no.
80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
ew.
81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagin
“oh. cool.”
